cookiesandtubesocks:

halfofabanana:

hahahahaha

I laughed way to hard at this.

(Source: einsteinonacid)

Black and Blonde: Scientists Uncover Blonde Gene in Solomon Islands

Interesting but not at all surprising. We have a vast and unique set of genetics as a people, so things may be rare but are never impossible.

WTF.

euphoricfixation:

Julian Schratter

(via onthelightside)

god: hey baby
god: did it hurt
god: when you fell from heaven?
satan: you're a fucking dick
Class is too quiet
Stomach: Ladies and gentlemen I shall play you the song of my people.

wallysdick:

cosmo tip #247

during intercourse, embrace him and softly whisper “are you feeling it mr. krabs?

(via nortonism)

(Source: emmmmiepie, via onthelightside)

omgthatdress:

Cocktail Dress
Valentino
The Frock

omgthatdress:

Cocktail Dress

Valentino

The Frock

(via ohfrackme)

groovymuttations:

velarfricative:

zombres:

#thank god you eventually brought sexy back because it was clearly gone here

#look at those beautiful ramen noodles

legit have that saved as ‘justin timberlakes hair’

literally every frame in this gif set is funny oMFG

(Source: eroti-ca, via ladyatheist)

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